Blogging the Golden Globes

I missed the first hour of the Globes because there was an all-new episode of Rock of Love on. I’m not sorry, it was definitely the right decision. There weren’t enough shots of Bret strumming his guitar by himself or enough fights by the coke-addled hookers in retirement, but Bret kept Brittaney the psycho around [...]

I Don’t Think Girls Appreciate How Hard it is to be a Guy

I was talking to a female friend of mine the other day and she was telling me a story about how unfair it is to her when she gets hit on by guys she isn’t interested in. More particularly she made a comment that at a bar she went to, that she really liked, she [...]

Have You Seen Jennifer Aniston on the New GQ

Jenifer Aniston GQ Magazine – Get more Docstoc Buzz
I never thought Jennifer Aniston was hot. Never. I always thought she was kind of cute, but I never really got it with her. But that was before this cover.
I would cut off both my testicles and eat them for a chance to get [...]

Why the Fuck is Adele Famous? And Other Grammy Musings

It’s always quite a to do every year when the Grammy nominations are announced and every year the Grammy Awards are a big deal and here in LA there are parties all over the place and everyone about breaks their arms patting themselves on the back for the sub-par music they’ve made. This year the [...]

Somehow I Became That Dumb Bitch at the Bar and I Hate Myself

I recently became everything I hate. Have you ever gone to a bar or club or any sort of other social scene and met the girl who is absolutely no fun? She goes to bars etc. and any guy that tries to talk to her she just dismisses, as if it’s somehow an insult [...]